Narcissist of the Week 11/06/09

For the five of you who read my blog, I apologize for my extended break in acknowledging the actions of those who continually achieve excellence in narcissism. I've been battling and cold and trying to juggle my professional life and my blogging and general communication skills have suffered. I even made a half-ass post a couple of weeks ago award to David Miscavige the CEO of the Church of Scientology for dressing his dog up like an official church officer and making others salute him but couldn't get around to editing it in time. So just save yourselves sometime and check out the Martin Bashir interview on Nightline a couple weeks ago.The week before that I wanted to award the London 2012 Olympics logo for being so lame and so deaf to criticism.Last week I wanted to give the award to Tyra Banks for having some of the Models on ANTM take pictures in black face make up.

But what's done is done and this is a new week, So congratulations to the 53% of voters in Maine who decided that you want to take away the right of other consenting adults to marry. Do you think your win has stopped same sex people from being in loving committed monogamous relationships? Do you think this stops them from having sex or being gay? Do you think this strengthens your hetero marriages or stops children from learning about the LGTBQ lifestyle?

This is a very Narcissistic move on your part. Honestly I don't give a rat's ass about 99.99% percent of the people in this country who get married. If a drunk 20 year old pop star wants to get married in Las Vegas to her childhood friend, who cares? It doesn't affect me or change my view of marriage. The only marriages I care about are the marriages of those people I know and love. The rest of them "ca sara" it's not my place.

Until I can get them on Facebook

Narcissist of the Week 10/16/09

Congratulations little kid, who the world thought was in a helium weather balloon, but really was hiding in the attic under a cardboard box the whole time. Your narcissism did not go unnoticed by me. While the whole nation worried about you safety and even presumed you dead at one point you just hid in your box because presumably you didn't want to get in trouble. But hey your 6 and your so supposed to be rather narcissistic at this age. So what is Tyra's excuse.

PS: Just heard this whole thing might have been planned by the family so maybe the whole Heene family will be Narcissists of the week

Narcissist of the Week 10/09/09

This week I am the Narcissist of the Week. I have had too much to do this week to give the award to anyone else. So this week it's all about me. Oh and please don't be offended by the picture. I just thought it was so fun I wanted to share.

Live Review of Man Shops Globe

Man shops Globe. I thought it would be an 30 minute long commerical for Anthropologie and I was just fine with this since I heart them. Sad news he doesn't buy the clothes he just buys the found items that they use for their stores to display items. Surprise surprise he shops at european flea markets.

Narcissist of the Week 10/2/09

This week it was a tough battle for the prize between two well known world leaders during the UN General Assembly. I don't know what is responsible for the Narcissism these two possess. Are they Narcissist because they are world leaders? Is it because they are suspected financiers of international terrorism? Or is it the other way around? Either way Ahmadinejad and Gaddafi your addresses to the UN General Assembly made my head spin. Now I have to give some props toAhmadinejad for his valiant effort. His continued denial of the Holocaust is mind blowing. But overall Gaddafi displayed the Narcissism that one would expect only to come from the love child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Kanye West.

So here's to you Col Gaddafi for delivering a 96 minute a sustained rant against the UN Security Council. Not only did exhaust your translator causing him to "tag in" a colleague to relieve him but you also manage to tackle such a wide breadth of topics as swine flu, US invasion of Grenada and jet lag but you also suggested the UN security council be re-named the Council of Terror. So Bravo Col Gaddafi this is a well deserved prize.

Narcisist of the Week 9/25/09

This was kind of a slow week for the Narcissists. They have either gone to therapy or been keepin it on the down low. So today I honor one of my favorite Narcissists of all time Miss Oprah Winfery.

I honor her this week basically because I could find anyone else. She didn't really do anything Narcissistic this week but she did do something and she is a Narcissist so here goes.

This week Oprah turned a corner in her life and had Jay-Z on her program. For me this is confusing because 3 years ago Ice Cube was very public in his feelings o being snubbed by Oprah.

I've been involved in three projects pitched to her, but I've never been asked
to participate. For Barbershop, she had Cedric the Entertainer and Eve on, but I
wasn't invited. Maybe she's got a problem with hip-hop. ... She's had damn
rapists, child molesters and lying authors on her show. And if I'm not a
rags-to-riches story for her, who is?"

He seems to suggest that she has something against Rappers. People's suspicions were furthered when she invited the full cast of Crash on her show with the exception of Ludacris. Later Oprah addressed these suspicions by saying

I am a woman who has worked very hard for my status in the world and as a human
being. I don’t want to be marginalized by music or any form of art. I’m not
opposed to rap. I’m opposed to being marginalized as a woman

So what happend Oprah? Are you no longer opposed to being marginalized as a woman? Are you not familiar with Jay-Z's work? Oh wait I know. You are a total Narcisist and the rules (even the ones you impose) don't apply to you.